I've gotten over $200 in cash back from them at places I would have shopped anyway! Ebay, Staples, more! I put it at the top because they ROCK. Basically, you get a kickback from Ebates when buy.com or whoever pays them. Win-win. If you like throwing money away, don't use them!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Devil's Food

Keebler Danish Wedding cookies are covered in cocaine powder and
contain several other addictive chemicals such as I think, chocolate,
and other substances known to the state of California to cause
'cancer' in your waistline. By that I mean it will grow uncontrollably.

They are highly addictive and should be placed on The DEA schedule II
drug list along with lemon bars.

Finally, do you see what they are next to?! DEVIL'S FOOD! He calls THAT Devil's Food just to steer you away to a less obvious evil! It's just a red herring!

The prosecution rests.

1 comment:

Suzanne said...

It's human catnip.

 
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