Dude, Where's My Car?

Hey, where's my car?

It's the purple Hyundai by the cart return.

Which one?

The Elantra.

I know, which one?

The one by the cart return.

Which cart return?

THE ONE WITH THE PURPLE HYUNDAI BESIDE IT!!!

...aaaaaand 'SCENE'.

My son claims it proves Transformers are real.

On our exit from Tarzhay today, this:

Even more confusing, they were parked in the same relative position.

Fortunately, mine did not have scuffed hubcaps and was not covered in old leaves.