Friday, August 11, 2006

Bumpin' and RAMmin'

My head is bumpin'. I got stung by one of those so-red-it's-orange "spawn of Satan" Louisiana wasps. Right in the back of my skull. I *WAS* minding my own business. I crushed one later and thoroughly enjoyed it. Yesterday I found a tick crawling up my leg. I guess I should buy the snake bite kit now. Or maybe the next step up is 'Scorpion Sting'. Anyone have the pest progression chart handy?

Posts will be picture-less and perhaps less numerous because I'm on my Mom's computer in Bastrop, LA. It's a Celeron running some flavor of Windows 98 and the hard drive is swapfiling away and clacking like stove-top popcorn. My 7 year old daughter has a better computer, and yes-I've-tried to tell Mom she could probably find a better one by the side of the road. Somebody send me some PC100 *PLEASE*. I think I'll get some beer while I'm out.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A River Runs Through It

Riverwind Casino
Originally uploaded by jMac .
Now that would be cool, a river in a Casino called Riverwind, but some drunk idiot would fall in it and own the place. Hey, and for you gamblers in the crowd here's a little tip: the longer you play the slots, the more money of yours the house will have. It's just a fact. I'll play em too, but about a nickel roll's worth. Wow, I digress. ** MY real Reason for this post ** is that the buffet was affordable and had some really bright spots, some stuff that was interesting and some that was Yuck. You should get: the beef loin (excellent!), chicken fried steak with white gravy, tres leches cake (excellent!), bread pudding (wife says it's the best she's had in a restaurant), and the iced tea. Dinner for two adults and two children was $37.xx on a Wednesday night. And yeah, I stole some dude's pic off flickr cuz I didn't take any myself. :) Another downer-I hate cigarette smoke. Self park on the south side and enter there. Curve around to the left to get to the buffet.

Adult Toys

Here's another one you don't hand to the kids. Muzzle velocity is enough to dent an aluminum can. I took one to the hand and it leaves a mark, let me tell you. Safety glasses mandatory, as the ricochets go everywhere. 'Cyber Gun Defender of World Peace'. Click the Wal Mart link over there on the right, it's where I got mine. The Ammo is reuseable. 1000 rds for $4. Battery powered. Riverside, M@$%#$%^#@$*!

Photo Shopping

You think I've got too much time on my hands? Check out Misfit Toys 2 over at Hey, I gotta counterbalance the cute puppy video somehow. This is some twisted dark humor.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

The New NEW Standard for cute

The cute singing girl has been dethroned. Long live the cute puppy! Sorry, your hard hitting journalistic type post will have to wait until later.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Surgical Precision

McD messed up my daughter's burger. I told here this is what the stirring sticks were for. Future doctor perhaps?

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Damn, SOCOM is hardcore

I was looking for job vacancies on the VRS website, and saw this bit under a posting for Special Operations command. It was the last line in the job desciption. " PERSONALITY IS ALSO AN ASSET BUT NOT NECESSARY." When does the T500 come online?
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