Waiter...

I hope they'll bring me another bowl. This guy landed on the rim and then made a poor second attempt.

Pax QOTD

Now you know we pilots love passengers, because you pay our paychecks. But you folks ask some silly questions sometimes.

Here's yesterday's:

'When we were coming in to land, were those cumulus clouds we flew through?' (Yes, this was a grown man.)

Answer: 'Uh, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.'

Pet peeve of the day

The 'here's your change pile' where they pile your change, bills, and reciept in one pile. What do I do? Fumble with my pile of disparate objects and wallet. Each item has to go to a separate place. Does that get me thru the line any quicker?

Hmmmm?