Quote of the Day

Me, my daughter and my wife are watching Twilight. My stomach growled. My daughter asks if I'm hungry.

Then she says: "Well go eat something your stomach growling is annoying! Waaaat?! Well, that's twice now!"

I'm so sorry that my hunger interferes with my daughter's movie watching. I'll try to eat more next time.

Thought of the day:

Did you ever notice in movies and cartoons that all garbage piles, especially those coming in contact with a central character, will contain a banana peel?

What's Wrong with this Picture?

Yeah, not much right?

I'm saving this one for the next safety brief.

Yeah, I know, photo of a pretty lady and I noted a safety issue. But I noticed the pretty lady too. :)

Funny story: In the late nineties the Air And Education Training Command magazine, The Torch, showed a safety officer on the flight line next to an airplane holding her clipboard. She had a ring on too.

Oops!

(In sum: don't wear jewelry around heavy equipment!)

Click here if you're not squeamish and you'll remember this safety tip for a good long while.

Quote of the Day

Two for Tuesday:

We were working on money counting by tracing the outlines of coins and adding them up to specified amounts. I said "That's a Canadian nickel." and took it while looking for a US nickel. Aaron says "Hey, I need that Canadian nickel!" We have a saying for those quotes: "Now there's a sentence you don't hear every day."

I don't believe I've ever heard "Hey, I need that Canadian nickel!" in my entire life of 38 years. Might never hear it again.

"An Adventure is probably what you're having when you wish you were at home in bed."

(Stealing bits of: “When you’re safe at home you wish you were having an adventure; when you’re having an adventure you wish you were safe at home.” --Thornton Wilder)

Remember the Alamo!

We're here walking off the 3lb cinnamon rolls from Lulu's cafe.