Looks comfortable

My daughter's worthless dog. I hear the border collie can be useful but I don't see it.

Please don't beat me any more! I'm just trying to rest from all the sheep herding.

Sock drying machine

At the Houston Children's Museum. Look mom, I'm using a product in a manner inconsistent with it's labeling. Supposed to be for hovering balls or something. But that's hardly useful.

A Journey in Vista Hell

Here's how to remove the Family Safety Software. Of course, you kids out there who are trying to bypass your parents settings are outta luck. You need an Administrator account.

1. Go to Start, then Control Panel, then Programs and Features and double click 'Windows Live Essentials'.
2. Check the box marked 'Uninstall'.
3. Check the 'Family Safety' option.
4. Click Uninstall.
5. Breathe a sigh of relief.

My kids are never use my Vista machine, so it was just annoying to me. Like lots of Vista 'features'.