Saturday, December 27, 2008

The Devil's Food

Keebler Danish Wedding cookies are covered in cocaine powder and
contain several other addictive chemicals such as I think, chocolate,
and other substances known to the state of California to cause
'cancer' in your waistline. By that I mean it will grow uncontrollably.

They are highly addictive and should be placed on The DEA schedule II
drug list along with lemon bars.

Finally, do you see what they are next to?! DEVIL'S FOOD! He calls THAT Devil's Food just to steer you away to a less obvious evil! It's just a red herring!

The prosecution rests.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Yes. It's real.

Paris Hilton's new perfume 'Heiress'. Please God, make it stop.

I cannot stomach a media created "reallity" any longer.

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