425AM is too early to get up, and soon thereafter to step in cat puke. I think Shakespeare said it best: "Hold, what puke thru mine foot did squish?" Damn sick cat. Too dang early in general. Don't tell me about making the big bucks, please.
Off to Silver Flag, my plywood hooch with no A/C, sleeping bag, and no doubt the company of at least one huge snorer. There will be one. Always is. Also refrain from telling me someone has it worse, we can do that all day long.
"I was born with paper skin, and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms and lay in agony until one of my heart attacks puts me to sleep." The things you hear on Spongebob Squarepants.
Off to Silver Flag, my plywood hooch with no A/C, sleeping bag, and no doubt the company of at least one huge snorer. There will be one. Always is. Also refrain from telling me someone has it worse, we can do that all day long.
"I was born with paper skin, and glass bones. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms and lay in agony until one of my heart attacks puts me to sleep." The things you hear on Spongebob Squarepants.
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