Somebody done flung a cravin' on me

I blame McDonald's in particular, due to their recent introduction of sweet tea in their fine establishment, but I've also had this brand pushed on me by my dad. Red Diamond sweet tea, brewed in cohorts with God or the devil, depending on who you blame or give credit to for your afflictions/blessings. At any rate, they've been doing it right under our noses since the mid 1990's. (I'm drinking stuff from ALABAMA?!) I bought a gallon for $2.35 at Dollar General. It's darned tasty, and there's only one way to enjoy it. And that's how you see it here. Someone send me some longer straws.