Arr, today's the day, matey!

In honor o' this most special day o' days (Talk Like a Pirate Day) here's yer joke, me hearties.

Me matey walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his shorts, and says, "arr, bartender, bring me a flagon of rum!" The bartender says, "sure, pal, but what's with the steering wheel?" The pirate growls, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts."

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