Jeez

I hate political correctness. Note these survey choices on a recent poll I took: (I'm probably in the minority for actually TAKING an online poll, but anyway. Hey, I want to get cool stuff when I throw my TiVo house party. Maybe Kid 'n' Play will show up.)

-Your husband/companion (an adult female)
-Your wife/companion (an adult female)

Or what we'll see one day:

-Your shimmering blob of sparking energy (This Star Trek episode)
-Your symbiote

Further:
-Married/living with partner (hey, what is it, companion or partner? Even they can't keep it straight. Hah, I said straight. As in, you don't have a Partner.)

Sheesh.