Get your Online Degree now!

Hilarious. Apparently some people actually believe this is worth the paper it's printed on. "Belford University" offers online degrees for life experience, etc. They’ll even add a major if you pick one they don’t already offer, and a graduation date of your choice, if you need a degree like yesterday. (For a small additional fee.) Frankly, if you're a big enough sucker/lazya$$/id10t to buy this, it's probably the level of diploma you deserve, and the only one you'll ever get. I hear it's a pretty diploma though. From the HoustonPress.com site.