Cheesy poofs
So you're 7 and you've been eating cheese puffs in your underwear. Do you have a napkin? Of course not, you're 7 and partially cared for by dogs.
What to do with the cheese dust?
I, being the one with better powers of deductive reasoning, pointed this out to my wife. She says "Oh, I noticed that last night! I was wondering what it was!" So yes, he slept in his cheese dust covered underwear.
So we made him let us take a picture. "Do you want a pop for making a mess and unauthorized chip eating, or a picture?" You can tell how that went.
Final punchline: we let him go for a bit so we could make a blog post. A few minutes later, we decided that maybe he should take a bath and change his underwear.
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