Holiday Gift Idea or Not

Gah, how do they sell this stuff? Is there anyone reading this that DOESN'T think this is schlock?

Not only is it a shoe charger, they bedazzled it.

Then they had the nerve to print 'Great Gifts' on the bottom of the page.

Ladies, no offense, but no straight man is going to buy this for you. I can't imagine a gay man would buy it OR want it either.

Ergo, this is a gift for women, most likely purchased by women.

Ooh, perhaps purchased by a teenage girl for a teen girl or Mom?

Still, that's right there with the Brüt gift box.

The most interesting part of this post: How to get all those weird characters like the ü in 'Brüt'.