Liar Liar

"Dear iPhone 4 Users,"
...
"Upon investigation, we were stunned to find that the formula we use to calculate how many bars of signal strength to display is totally wrong."
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"Since this mistake has been present since the original iPhone, this software update will also be available for the iPhone 3GS and iPhone 3G."

In addition to the lie you're living with, original iPhone users, you still won't get any more software updates.

Well at least I'll be able to point out how many more bars I show on my original iPhone than someone's shiny new 4G, so, there's that.